❛   are people born wicked ? or do they have wickedness thrust upon them.          


ind. pri. sel. blog for boomer of the rowdyruff boys.

          portrayed by judas.


est. 04/17. |  reboot. 09/17.

  IT'S TIME TO GET ROWDY.

  • FULL NAME.  BOOMER JOJO.
  • ALIASES & NICKNAMES.  THE DUMBER THAN THE DUMBEST, BOOM, BJ.
  • DATE OF BIRTH.  N/A
  • AGE.  TWENTY three.
  • LOCATION.  BROOKLYN, NY.
  • CITIZENSHIP.  AMERICAN.
  • OCCUPATION.  BARTENDER / NOT-SO-FORMER SUPERVILLIAN
  • SPECIES.  ARTIFICIAL LIFEFORM GIVEN FLESH.
  • HEIGHT.  FIVE FOOT, eleven INCHES.
  • WEIGHT.  ONE HUNDRED & FIFTY-SEVEN POUNDS.
  • HAIR.  GOLDEN BLONDE
  • EYES. light grey with flecks of cobalt blue.
  • TATTOOS & PIERCINGS.  NONE. YET.
  • SCARS.  N/A

  • ORIENTATION.  HOMOSEXUAL.
  • TEMPERAMENT.  SANGUINE & PHLEGMATIC.
  • ALIGNMENT.  LAWFUL EVIL.
  • MBTI.  ESTJ.
  • ENNEAGRAM.  TYPE one.
  • TROPES.  ADORKABLE, AFFABLY EVIL, AX CRAZY, BADASS ADORABLE, CLOUDCUCKOOLANDER, THE CUTIE, DUMB BLONDE, EVIL COUNTERPART, pint-sized powerhouse.

  • SIGHTS.  CRIMSON & CHARTREUSE FROM THINE OWN COBALT EYES, a sea of blue blue & blue, a statuesque world / on the verge of order & chaos, jawbreakers & jelly beans, three little girls / the cause of his doom or his salvation.
  • SMELLS.  fire & brimstone ; a fragrance of a father’s love, candy & musk mixing within nostrils, A BREATH FILLED WITH TRACES OF CHEMICAL X, DUBBLE BUBBLE BLUEBERRY BUBBLE GUM IS A FAVORITE.

  • SOUNDS.  LAUGHTER ; WITH HIM OR AT HIM? DEPENDS ON THE DAY, THE POP OF A SAPPHIRE COLORED SPHERE, SCREAMS OF THE INNOCENT OR OF THE GUILTY / MAYBE HIS OWN. A SOB OF CONFUSION, THE DISTANT HOWL OF THE TRAIN TRACKS, WORDS NEVER TO BE FORGOTTEN         “how is he even our brother?”






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