i’ve got them bad boy blues, baby
SUMMER SHANDY // THE FRONT BOTTOMS
i’ve got them bad boy blues, baby
SUMMER SHANDY // THE FRONT BOTTOMS
CLIFFNOTES : BOOMER JOJO EDITION .
one. he is currently /not/ a villain, for lack of a better word. he has left townsville to do some soul searching of who he is and what he is meant to be. he currently resides in brooklyn on his own. to keep his mind off of the inevitable evil within him, he’s gotten a job as a bartender at a nearby bar. let this be known right now. BOOMER JOJO, IN THE FUTURE, WILL BECOME A VILLAIN but that is part of his overarching storyline.
two. he, very privately, has ‘counseling’ sessions with professor utonium. literally no one knows of these secret meetings and no one ever will. he is boomer’s hope of finding some inner peace and understanding why he is who he is. when the professor made the girls, though there was a huge mistake, it was done with care & precision. he understood the anatomy & inner psyche of the girls possibly more than they do themselves. boomer knew he could never go to jojo about this and his brothers would quite literally kill him if he told him he wasn’t sure he was cut out for the evil business. so he found someone who he knew could help him. enter the professor. a note: the sessions will not help and will actually aid to his eventual breaking point. sorry, professor.
three. he loves his brothers. he will protect his brothers from anything that would attempt to harm them. but he does not like them because they’ve never attempted to understand him (i.e. why these secret meetings with utonium happen in the first place). butch a lot more than brick holds boomer’s disdain & distrust. it’s not from a place of hatred (yet), but he can’t accept that even though who were created with him shun him like he’s something less than them. it will bite both of them in the ass in the future.
four. BOOMER JOJO IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, EVIL. let’s get this straight right now. yes, he is less of a chaotic fuck than butch. yes, he’s less destructive as brick. but he is an agent of evil, even though he himself does not understand this fully. i believe in the alignments when it comes to the trio. the same goes for the girls. brick is neutral evil, butch is chaotic evil, and boomer is lawful evil. but still evil in the end. do not mistake his meekness & uncertainties for weakness. he can & will end someone if pushed to that limit.
He was told to tame the bird, not to love it. That’s why you have to listen to your head.